My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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