Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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