dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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