So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize