The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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