Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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