dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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