And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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