i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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