brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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