the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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