actually, I'm a sock model
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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