dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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