i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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