I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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