fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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