i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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