to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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