jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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