Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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