I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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