Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
