tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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