found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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