Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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