I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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