D3 body, D1 cock
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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