After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
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i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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