one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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