I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is Oprah even human
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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