are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
