Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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