I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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