S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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