How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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