Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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