i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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