the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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