Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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