And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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