Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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