They have a pepper shaker for pot.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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