ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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