How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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