also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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You may now shotgun with the bride
third nipple confirmed
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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