Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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