I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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