Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Panties = found
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
