who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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