The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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