That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
