Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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