if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize