her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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