Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
