Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just had sex on a roof
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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