I'm gonna have a badass scar
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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