I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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